punjabi masti

girl:
mein ja ni sakdi teri bike te thand bahot peindi aa,
nall teri bike di chain ch meri chuni fasdi rehndi aa,
boy:
sade reng hon fikke pai gaye,
hor kisi te reng ch rengi hogi,
hon horaan de braslet fit a gaye,
sadi wang tangi hogi,
horaan nall ja k pive coka cola,
sadi vaari kehndi khang hogi,
horaan nall hogi ani frank kudiye,
sadi vaar madam nu sang hogi,
teinu mil gya hon lancer car wala,
sadi bike te kehndi thand hogi,
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asi ishq kisi nall kerde nhi,
sahnu yaara nall baharaan ne,
sacha ishq te koi kerda nhi,
dagebaz sub mutyaraan ne,
heer vergi koi mildi ni,
sub sahiba vergi gaddaraan ne,
es kerke asi ehna nu muh ni launde,
unj" TERE VEER" te merdi
hajaraan ne,
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je zid usdi rosen rosaan di hai,
te sadi v onu manaun di hai,
o lakh ker koshish sathon dur jaan di,
sadi koshish doriyaan mitaun di hai,
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other

tip of the life:

two thing 2 b remember in life,
1st:
dnt take any decision when u r angry,
2nd:
dnt make any promiss when u r happy,
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khuda ne sapne mein kaha,
apne gummo ki yon numaish na ker,
apne nasib ki yon azmaish na ker,
jo tera hai tere der per khud ayega,
roz usee pane ki khuaish na ker.
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(funny) shayeri

who r u ?
why do u message me ??
who gave u my number ?
never message me again ??
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meine kabhi aisa kaha hai?
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nahi na..!!
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tu message kyu nhi kerte .
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ab tek meri life ek khuli botel thi,
jisme sub perfume ki terah ud raha tha,
per apke ane se sub koch ruk gya,
bhagwan kre app jaisa DHAKKEN sub ko mile.
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FLASH NEWS:- the orbit white
buffalo is dead.company searching 4 a new buffalo.
so b careful.. i dnt wana loose u.. plz dnt go outside.
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1st line 2 b written in xams by santa:
"copy mein likhe sare ans kalpnik hain.
inka kisi bok se koi lena dena nhi hai,
ager hai to ise mehj 1 sanyog mana jaye"
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khayalo ko kisi ahat ki ass rehti hai,
nigahon ko kisi surat ki talash rehti hai,
tere bina koi kami to nhi dost,
bus gali wali jamadarni udas rehti hai.
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chamekte chaand ko titliyaan satane lgi,
apki khushi se duniyaan jagmagane lgi,
dekh k apko hr kli gungonane lgi,
ab to fekte fekte mujhe b neend ane lgi.
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ae kudiyaan bahot shetaan ne,
pel wich ked leindi jaan ne,
pehlaan dendiyaan sohni smile di look,
phir pocho te kehndiyaan ne
DEAR I M ALREADY BOOK.
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ishq k jaam ko aise na piyo ,
ki adha piya adha chod diya,
ye pyaar hai mera koi VIM bar nhi,
ki thoda sa lagaya or ho gya.
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app kya jano apko kitna miss kerte hain,
mano ya na mano her pel friyaad kerte hain,
khat likhte hain cartoon network ko,
or apko dikhane ki fermaish kerte hain,
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kitni mushkil se kudret ne tujhe banaya hoga,
pehle dnto ko teydha phir ankho ko ander or galoon ko pichkaya hoga,
kano ko bitha ker naak ko uper chadaya hoga,
sach much rab ne tujhe badi fursat se bhanaya hoga,
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bewafa se kbi pyaar nhi hota,
merne k baad intzar nhi hota,
dosti dekh ker kerna zamane mein,
kyo ki her koi meri terha,
swwt , lovly or smart nhi hota,
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ye na socho ki tumein bhul gye hum,
yaad tumein din raat kerte hain hum,
jub b tumhari yaad ati hai tab,
"jal to jalal tu ai bala ko taal to"
ka jaap kerte hain,
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wounderful combination in this world:

heart n beat
night n moon
music n song
rose n love
fish n water
my coustly msg n teri free ki smile.
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if u have any problem bindas tell me
i'll help u,
if u dnt have any problem,
bindas tell me,
i'll create sum 4 u,
afterall hum hain kisliye,
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na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,
na mujhe kisi k dard ki talash hai,
jo mera phone ko apna samaj ker recharh kerwaye,
mujhe us dost ki talash hai,
app ache dost ben sakte ho.
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Barsenge"""""""""""
barsenge"""""""""""
hamare sms ajj phir barsenge,
tumhari 5 paise ki muskaan k liye,
ajj hum phir kai rupaye kharchenge,
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Ajj ka sawal.

mahabba ho jati hai ya kerni padti hai ?

ans:-

very simple

ladki khobsurat ho to ho jati hai.

ager ladki amir ho to kerni padti hai.
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tu dur sahi , majbur sahi,,,
tu dur sahi , majbur sahi,,
per yaad tumhari ati hai..
tu julfein wahaan jattkati ho,,
joaein yahaan hir jatti hain..
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arz hai..
k ruthe hain aise wo humse ki hum
sach mein unhe manna leinge..
wah - wah
itna waqt koon jaya kare,
itne me to hum dusri pata leinge..
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arz hai...
jub apki yaad ati hai tu apka sms pad lete hain..
jub apka dekhna ho to ankhe bend ker lete hain..
jub apki awaz son-ni ho to..
gali k kisi kutte ko laat maar dete hain..
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kash...pyar ka insurance ho jata..
pyaar kerne se pehle premium bharwaya jata..
pyaar mein waffa mili tu theek ..
wernw bewaffaon pe jo khercha hota..
uska claim to mil jata..
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zindagi ki rahon pe jub b koi mod aye..
zindagi ki rahon pe jub b koi mod aye..
kirpayaa indigeter de..horn bajayein or mud jayein..
thoda dhayaan se dost..
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meri zindagi per bus itna ahsaan kerdo..
ek benaam si mahobbat mere naam ker do.
ek shubah ko milo or sham ker do..
or sham tek mere ghar k sare kaam kerdo..
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(sad) shayeri

Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare
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faaasle bahot hain,
per itna maan lijiye,
karib rh kr b hr koi khaas nhi hota,
ap khayalo mein itne karib hain ki,
faaslon ka ehsaas nhi hota,
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bersat wich asi pani ben k wagg jana,
petkher wich phol ben k jher jana,
ki hoya j ajj asi teinu teng kerde haan,
ek din asi teinu dasse bina hi tur jana,
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dard mein koi mosam pyara nhi hota,
dil ho pyasa to pani se guzara nhi hota,
koi d
khe to humari bebsi,
hum sabhi k ho jate hain,
per koi humara nhi hota,
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dil k bazar mein subse garib hon,
khawabon ki duniyaan mein 1 mein hi badnasib hon,
unke pass mere liye waqt hi nhi,
or log samjte hain ki mein unke subse karib hon,
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zindagi hai nadaan es liye chup hon,
dard hi dard hai subha shaam es liye chup hon,
keh to du duniyaan se daastaan apni,
lekin usmein ayega kisi ka naam es liye chup hon,
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itna koch khu k b humein pana na aya,
pyaar itna kiya per jatana na aye,
wo to a gye es dil mein,
kasoor humara hai,
humein unke dil mein basna na aya,
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laut jati hai duniya gum hamara dekh ker,
jaise laut jati hai lehrein kinara dekh ker,
tu kandha na dena humare janaze ko,
kahin zinda na ho jaon tera shara dekh ker,
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Tinka-Tinka tuffan mein bikherte chale gaye,
Tanhai ki gehrai mein utterte chale gaye,
udte the jis payar k sahare asmaan mein,
ab usi sahare se bechadte chale gaye.
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duriyaar pyaar badati hain, dil ko dil k karab lati hain,
jin ankho mein app rehte ho,
wo ankhe khod app ko dekhne ko taras jati hain.
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(friendship) shayeri

DOST ka metleb

dur reh ker b pass ho.
oro se thoda khas ho.
subse pyaraa jiska ehsas ho.
takdir ko jiski talash ho.
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zakhan + you= marhum
tanhai + you=mehfil
tears +you=smile
rasta + you=manzil
nothing +you=everything
me +you=friend4ever
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apki kanjosi b dil ko bha gayi,
humein b phone k balance ki kimet samj a gyi,
socha ab apko msg na kro,
pr ye kambakht dosti bech mein a gyi,
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sometime we build wall aroun our heart,
not just 2 b safe from getting hurt,
but 2 find out who cares enough to break
d wall n get closer,
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when u count ur best friend,
u may not count me
but..
when u really
need a friend..
just
start counting from me.
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we've known each other by chance
bcome friends by choice,
stil friend by decision,
when we say frnd 4 ever
its a life time promiss dear,
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pholon se b kya dosti kerni,
koch pel baad murjha jate hain,
dosti kro to hum jaise kanto se,
jo chubhne k baad b yaad ate hain,
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when any tention creeps into ur mind,
just close ur eyes thinkl of me,
think of me and c ur finger,
u will find my finger clutched into urs..
to say dont worry, i m there always.
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(student) shayeri

whats the height of hope?
.
still in the exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
and telling urself " dude, dnt worry..
exam will get postponed !
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the law says...
" if u cant convince them..
better confuse them.."

do u know which law is it ?
it is a law of "ANSWERING IN EXAMINATION HALL"
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wo aye hum dkhte chalege,
wo muskoraye hum chup rhe,
wo bolte rhe hum sonte rhe,
unhone koch pocha hum shaant rhe,
jub wo jane lge hum chillaye,
sir atendence to le lo.
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up commg horro movies:

exam ka khauff
tadapta student
shetani books
sadma result ka
naand ki maut
pyasi teacher
pass ho na ho
kash pedte hote.
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woh school ki sidi,
wo pyaar bhari batein,
wo sylabus ki tention,
wo exam ki raatein,
wo canteen ki party,
wo bday ki laatein,
wo ruthna manana,
wo bunk mulaqatein,
betuqi baaton ko seriosly lena,
wo metleb ki baatein hasi mein udana,
na wo din na raatein , na gussa na baatein,
ager hai koch to bus
yaadein yaadein yaadein!!
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(miss somebody) shayeri

apko miss kerna roz ki baat hai
apko miss yaad kerna adat ki baat hai
apse dur rehna kismet ki baat hai
apko bhool pana to agle janem ki baat hai.
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You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because
you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always
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aankho se armamn jiya karte hai,
sansose insan jiya karte hai,
jab jab tumhari palak jhapakati hai,
soch lena hum tumhe yad karte hai,,,,,,
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kuch nashateri baat ka hai,
kuch nasha dheemi barsaat ka hai,
hum to kab ke mar chuke hote,
hame intzaar sirf aapse mulakat ka hai,,,,
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Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari
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dil ko ata hai jub b khayal unka,
tasvir se puchte hain phir hall unka,
wo kbhi hum se pucha kerte the "judai" kya hai,
ajj samj aya hai sawal unka.
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jok sms shayeri

kash tere kermo ki tujhe asi saja mile...
kash tere kermo ki tujhe asi saja mile...
ki kash tere kermo ki tujhe asi saja mile...
tujhe aye zor k susu...
or
tujhe kerne ki jagah na mile.....
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nothing 2 me
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did he say anything 2 u?



nahi na ?
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koch bole tu batana dekh lenge usko ..
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